Hola! Mexico here, your local Latin lover. Ha ha I'm kidding! Bienvenido ~ My name's Manuel, but you can just call me Manny! Not much else to say, but if you see that clingy Spain anywhere, warn me so I can get the fuck outta here. Enjoy your stay! Adios!

((Independent Hetalia role-play account of the fancharacter Mexico. Shitty art by me, but if for some reason you wanna draw him, by all means, please. orz If you wish to speak with me personally, use my main blog. Thank you.))

¡Es mas bello vivir cantando!
[Text: Manuel Sanchez] DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE IT'S LIKE FUCKING MIDNIGHT HERE O MIU DIU I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU FOR LIKE A FUCKING THREE HOURS YOU ARE SO SLOW ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS EATING YOU ASSHOLE.

[Text: Catalina Vargas]
Wait ssshhh, you hear that?
IT’S THE SOUND OF ME NOT GIVING A SHIT.
IF YOU TEXT ME FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF I TEXT YOU AT MIDNIGHT.
AND FUCK YOU OKAY.
I LOVE TO EAT.

[Text: Manuel Sanchez] You're really lucky the next flight over there is in a week.

[Text: Catalina Vargas]
MADRE DE DIOS

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THESE USELESS AS FUCK TEXTS
MUJER
LEAVE ME ALONE
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU I WAS PROBABLY BUSY
AND STOP BORROWING MY SHIT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

[Text: Manuel Sanchez] If you don't say something in five minutes I'm getting the next flight to Cancun.
[Text: Manuel Sanchez] Are you off in some corner crying because you miss me?
[Text: Manuel Sanchez] Or steal your wallet. That was great.

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